A duck walks into a pharmacy, and asks for
Chapstick. The cashier says, "Cash or check?" and the duck says, "Just
put it on my bill."
What kind of weather excites a pet duck? Fowl
What does a Duck like to eat with soup? Quackers
What do you call a create of Ducks? A box
Why do ducks fly south for the winter? Because
it's too far to walk.
Which side of the Duck has the most feathers?
A motorist in a Mercedes was driving through
the countryside on a beautiful Saturday afternoon, having a lovely time,
when he came to an area of the road that was covered with a rather large
puddle of water from a previous rain storm. Worried that he was going
to damage the car and its engine in the deep water, he asked a local
farmer (who just happened to be standing near the large pool of water)
how deep the water was. "Arr", said the local farmer "That water only
be a few inches deep!" Relieved, the motorist edged his car into the
water, expecting to come out the other side in no time. Instead, as
he drove in, the water came right up the side of the car, and the engine
sputtered to a halt. Sitting there with the water along with and a floating
weed lapping at the window, the motorist yelled at the local angrily:
"I thought you said this water was only a few inches deep!!!" "Well",
replied the local farmer "It only come up to the waist of them there